"GULLIBLE WHITE GEEK WITH EXPENDABLE INCOME" is right... At least the part about income.
I finally got a "real" job! I'll be working as a consultant with CITES Departmental Services. It's gonna be awesome! This page pretty much describes my job.
I start June 12. I'm going to miss working at MIE, but it will be real nice to have actual benefits.
Go me!